Summer Shakedown

Unable to locate a safety-pin, Stick Chick rifled through the junk drawer in a fit of frustration. When one did not handily present itself, she dumped the cluttered mess onto the table and began sorting. Once satisfied that any useless trinkets had been discarded and having located the misplaced pin, she also noticed something unusual.

The drawer contained no less than 10 unopened chapsticks, 7 of which donned a bank label…not 7 from the same one, but each one from a different local bank. This led her to wonder, why are banks so concerned about lips?

She decided it must be so when customers have to go to a bank for a loan, that they’ll be prepared for all of the kissing they’ll have to do to get it.

Stick Chick Valentine